Frequently Asked Questions:

We charge US$150/hour with a minimum engagement of
100 hours.

50% is due immediately after which you will be sent a few days
and times from which to choose (typically a week out).
Upon confirmation, balance must be received 48 hours before
your scheduled appointment or your reservation will be lost.

Please remit to:

    Capital One
  Swift Code (IBAN):   HIBKUS44
  Address:         30 7th Ave South, Saint Cloud, MN 56301
  ROUTING NUMBER:   031176110
  ACCOUNT NUMBER:   163678528

(If you have already made your deposit but
have not yet been assigned an email, Please begin here...)

If you are not looking to hire the whole team,
please follow the above link and in the TEXTAREA, include the (brief!)
job specifications the first line of which must include the compensation
and location. Also include a few days and times that you'd prefer.
(early AM Central time is safest.)

If you're recruiting for a client, although you do not have to put
the client's name in the contact submission,
it will be the FIRST question you are asked when speaking.

Preference is always given to existing customers.
However, if our services don't currently align
with your requirements you may still apply for consideration.
The vendor approval application is
a non-refundable US$6000.

Please remit to the above account and submit your contact information
with the contact form. The full application will follow.

Get ready for it...Preference is always given to existing customers.
However, just go ahead and fill out the contact form with your idea.
You never know. Besides, I do especially enjoy some truly
oddball things I've been invited to present.

Meanwhile, here is my promo for iTransition from back when I was
important enough to be a customer: Aloyts testimonial.

Don't need to see me or hear me blah blah blah? It's ok.
I can bloviate in written form too. See some corp due diligence
to help venture capitalist investment decisions.

https://www.itransition.com/company/about

Aloyts LinkedIn
Aloyts Resume
Aloyts Geek Samples

*Please reserve a half-hour chat:

(US$500.00 / 0.50 hrs | 30 min | 1,800 sec)

        *Please do actually read and follow the instructions 
        for the manner of engagement you would like to us to pursue. 
        Resist the temptation to keep directly messaging on LinkedIn 
        as that will lead to something that starts with a "B" and 
        ends with a "lock". 

        If none applies or you are not sure, the last option is 
        exactly for that purpose and we would be delighted to 
        help you figure it out. (Unfortunately, at the non-customer 
        rate.) 

        If you are a customer and would like to speak with me or 
        another member of the exec team, please begin with your account 
        executive and they will pull in the person best able to assist.

        However...odds are that you are not here for the above reasons 
        but are "generating demand". 

        We respect the hustle but you will still need to follow instructions 
        in item #3 below. We won't be "jumping" on a call no matter what adjective 
        you put in front of it {quick, informal, friendly} outside of our vendor 
        approval process. Apologies but we get enough of these per week that we have 
        to decide between serving customers and answering inbound messages so this is 
        our happy compromise.

        Please keep in mind that the company has been around for over 20 years 
        and has thousands of customers, some of whom sell exactly what you sell. 
        Honest. First thing we do when something is needed is to go through our customer list. 
        Even our groceries and offices are purchased/rented from those who buy from us. 
        You should do that too btw. It helps you become a 20+ year old company 
        with thousands of employees. </endFreeBizAdvice>

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